Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Wednesday 7/17

Wednesday - Go to Happy Hour and Tip One Back! - It's after noon someplace in the world!

I get migraine headaches. I have gotten them for years. My first real memory of getting a migraine was when I saw Waterworld in theaters when I was about 12 or 13 years old(no kidding, Really!). Since then I've gotten them pretty steady whenever the weather changes suddenly. Now I bring this up because not many people actually get migraine headaches, so if you want a visual depiction of what one feels like, think of the creature from Alien popping out of your eye socket instead of your chest and you'll have a pretty good idea of how it all feels. So the next time someone tells you they've got a migraine going, think of a long worm-like creature bursting out of your skull and be thankful you don't have to endure that.



Bummer Dude...

Well the next video I was going to prepare for you was that of Kermit the Frog reading the E.L. James' classic novel 50 Shades of Grey. Not wanting to tread on anyone else's shoes, I did a little youtube search and sadly learned that I am in fact, not that original - while I'm sure my version would have been excellent, there are too many others peeing into that pool to make my contribution to the cause worth it. Maybe there is something else out there I can put my exceptional impression of everyone's favorite frog to good use towards. sigh... what a bummer.


Something Rock Solid Awesome!

Well one thing that has been confirmed for the San Diego Comic Con is that Predator will be there! No - FOX is not announcing another entry in the franchise, instead they are going to be releasing the 1987 movie on 3D Blu-ray in time for Christmas! Celebrate Santa and the Birth of Jesus with a lethal murderous Alien that likes to take people's skulls for trophies! But that's not the cool part, oh no, the cool part is Comic Con attendees can get their faces digitally 3D scanned and applied to a custom figurine! That's right kids, you can have a Predator figure holding your bloody decapitated head! How awesome is that!?! Really REALLY awesome! - that is if you have about $120. For that you get the custom figurine plus they'll ship you a copy of the 3D Blu-ray when it comes out in December. May seem like a lot but come on, you'll own a figure, of Predator, holding your bloody head! Worth every penny.

Spoiler Alert!

Just in case you've been living in a hole the last month and have not seen Man of Steel do not watch this following video. If you have no intention of ever seeing this movie, by all means go right ahead! How it Should Have Ended has been a great little series on Youtube. They've done pretty much every single major blockbuster of the last few years and given them the good skewering they deserve. So with that, press play and enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjSNLmb0Ndw

Any Hello Dolly! fans out there?

If you happen to be a fan of the catchy tunes from the stage show or numerous other musicals to grace the stage and silver screen... enjoy some humorous puppetry shenanigans here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy8FjcmDgck

That's all I got for you on this fine day. If anything major pops up I'll post it. Otherwise, with that Dear Readers, remember to drink lots and lots and lots of water at all times throughout the day - you never know when or where you might need to help put out a raging fire with your urine.

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